I am still amused by what has to be the worst pick up line in the world.
"You know there is a shortage of men in Auckland and are you dating!"
He then dug a further hole to say maybe I was a little picky!
He then pulled the lets exchange business cards manuvere, I had to play stupid at this stage and pretend I didn't have any on me even though he had just seen me slip my card to someone who was moving to a new city and was going to work for an interesting company.
I haven't settled here