Saturday, 14 March 2009

breaking all my own rules and sperm in a yogurt pot

I have broken the fundermental rules that I have always stood by.
In biblical terms I am coveting my neighbours ass (well not my neighbours, but you get the picture).
An affair of words


So yes I spend alot of time argueing with myself

I am on a rollercoaster of moods at the moment

On a comedy note my lovelies my close friend had her baby and at the same time offered up her partners sperm to yours truely.
Alas I declined I don't think the world is ready for us creating our own villiage of the dammed with all the children looking the same or . . . . all of us moving into one big house together (big love style) although we could all cope I am very easy to live with apart from the habit of just taking my shoes off . . .
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8 comments:

  1. yackydoodle14 March 2009 at 05:44

    what's wrong with taking your shoes off or should I even ask?

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  2. Fake-brunette lives14 March 2009 at 09:38

    giggle the thing is I just take them off so there is abandoned shoes for people to break their necks on

    but apart from that I'm adorable every household needs a me

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  3. doanli14 March 2009 at 13:50

    You are very adorable and there is a Mr Right out there ready to meet you, but there has to the 'Right Time"

    And that goes for you too, Lerm, re: Miss Right.

    I'm trying to develop my Sixth Sense at the moment, I plan to visit (American) Civil War sites and see ghosts.

    But I see big love affairs in the future for you FB and for our Lerm!

    (And I cannot get my mind off of my native Russian friend's deceased grandpa, who was a pilot for the USSR during WW2, being so proud of her. She is an officer in the US Army.)

    Go ahead now and laugh at me...

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  4. Doug15 March 2009 at 05:13

    And does this neighbour have a nice ass?

    That would be a complicated affair, having related children, not no mention legally tricky...

    Buy a shoe tree or a mat, fer gosh sakes :-)

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  5. Doug15 March 2009 at 05:13

    no=to duh

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  6. LERMONTOV15 March 2009 at 21:21

    Your blog eats comments.

    I know all about neighbour's arse!

    Good choice re avoiding the sperm donation - that sounds like it would get complicated quickly.

    I'm pleased that Dori holds hope for you - I too see big things in the not too distant future.

    Hope your Monday is ok

    M

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  7. Dorrie16 March 2009 at 07:56

    The other Dorrie, me, received a LOVELY package in the post today... thank you sooooo much! It's beautiful (and took longer to get across the channel then packages across the Atlantic do... geeeeez).

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  8. Anonymous17 March 2009 at 08:10

    a neighbour's ass? can I see?

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